Its a shame...

I was doing quite well in the stakes of posting regularly, running the template thing, and actually becoming interested in what I was saying - then the modem died.
It is completely dead and a new one is being sent out by the Evil ISP.

I think its also a massive shame that my 300th post was sent from a phone, was very short, crap and not at all interesting.

So - Here I am in MacDonald's, surrounded by Chavs looking over my shoulder, feeling nauseous from the thing I just ate - I wont call it food - and feeling very paranoid about my identity being stolen from me as I type...
But at least I'm on the internet. Right?

Maybe I'll come back tomorrow...