A trip into town for items to make fancy dress costumes for me and Number One Son was a bust. We're going to a 70s themed party, as a family member turns 40 in early December. After much soul searching and arguing over what we could go as we settled on Pong and Space Invaders. Easy - Black tshirt with Pong painted on it, black tshirt with painted Space Invaders on it... Right?
Wrong.
Can't find cheap tshirts that will fit either of us.
Can't find fabric paint.
Can't find anything that will help.
Drawing board here we come.

So the whole trip into the Chav infested, 'Care in the Community' running wild town centre was a depressing waste of a day off.
Well- except for one thing...

Woman of about 25, 2 kids in tow, the younger one running wild, the older supposedly 'looking after' the younger while the mother amused herself. Eventually the younger one had to be reined in and she uttered these words... "Shakira! Stay where I told ya!"
Shakira.
Really.

Poor kid, doesn't stand a chance.